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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

We spend all our lives perfecting ourselves for others. We listen to the judgments of others and change ourselves to fit their standards. The problem is we lose ourselves in the process and can never be truly happy. So instead of pleasing others do it for yourself because those criticizing you are struggling accepting themselves too. If you show you’re proud of who you are you will find happiness in yourself which is far more important.
My Advice Tip #3 (via boys-and-suicide)
pleatedjeans:

via

wolfknuckles:

Do u ever have to remind yourself that “headcanons” you think up for your own OCs are actually canon

hausofdirectioners:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

hausofdirectioners:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

omgtsn:

ouendanl:

omgtsn:

i’m in hell



fuck OFF

omgtsn:

ouendanl:

omgtsn:

i’m in hell

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fuck OFF

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

laughingsquid:

Artist Messages 50 Facebook Users With Paintings of Them as Sloths

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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